So the lesson here, gentlemen, is that when you meet a girl and she likes you, you should ask her when her period is. Then calculate her ovulation and plan your manly adventures accordingly. When she’s not really fertile, buy flowers and go ice skating. When she’s fertile though, buy a bow and get your asses to Mordor.
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